-  Marriage is not a ritual or an end.  It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. (Amy Bloom)

-  I learnt a long time ago that the only people who count in any marriage are the two that are in it. (Hilary Clinton)

-  The heart of marriage is memories. (Bill Cosby)

-  Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. (Georg Christoph Lichtenberg)

-  Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. (Mae West)

-  They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake. (Alexander Pope)

-  Husband for sale. Remote included.

-  Whoever thinks marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't know the half of it. (Franklin P. Jones)

-  My wife and I have an agreement. I don't try to run her life and I don't try to run mine.

-  Love, honor and negotiate. (Alan Loy McGinnis)

-  Marriage is made in heaven; but then, so are thunder and lightening.

-  Happiness is being married to your best friend.

-  Share the moments - Share the life.

-  My husband/wife, My friend, My life, My Love.....

-  To love and to cherish, to have and to hold, from this day forward, 'til death do you part.

-  Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. (Robert A. Heinlein)

-  I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

-  Marriage is a three ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

-  Marriage is a partnership for life.

-  We're in this together.

-  Marriage is finding that special someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

-  A match made in heaven. 

-  If a man is alone in the woods and speaks, and there is no wife to hear him, is he still wrong?

-  The opinions expressed by the husband in this house are not necessarily those of the management.

-  I sing of soft silk gowns and veils of frothy air; of perfect lilies for the bride most fair.

-  Just yesterday your little girl was flitting over meadows and darting in and out of forest pools.  Is it possible that today you will dress for her wedding?

-  My definition of marriage!..it resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them. (Sydney Smith)

-  Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. (Billy Connolly)

-  Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be a shelter to the other.

   Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other.

   Now there is no loneliness for you; now there is no more loneliness.

   Now you are two bodies, but there is only one life before you.

   Go now to your dwelling place, to enter into your days together.

   Any may your days be good and long on the earth.   (Apache song)

-  Love and marriage, love and marriage,

   Go together like a horse and carriage,

   This I tell ya, brother,

   Ya can't have one without the other.  (Sammy Cahn, 1955 song)

-  Its pretty easy.  Just say ?I do? whenever anyone asks you a question.  (Richard Cutis, Four Weddings and a Funeral)

-  I said 'Yes'.  Isn't that enough?  (Francoise Sagan)

-  If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.  (George Ade)

-  It won't be a stylish marriage,

   I can't afford a carriage,

   But you'll look sweet upon the seat

   Of a bicycle made for two.  (Harry Dacre, 1892 song)

-  Grow old along with me!

   The best is yet to be,

   The last of life, for which the first was made.  (Robert Browning)

-  I've grown accustomed to the trace

   Of something in the air;

   Accustomed to her face.  (Alan Jay Lerner, My Fair Lady 1956)

-  When people are tied for life, tis their mutual interest not to grow weary of one another.  (Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, 1710)

-  The great secret of a successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters.  (Harold Nicolson)

-  Men are April when they woo, December when they wed: maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.  (William Shakespeare, As You Like It, 1599)